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You may think you know how to party, but this guy is light years ahead




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Racist


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I ate 28 mega stuff oreos today. My stomach is going to hate me right about bed time.
 

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I ate 28 mega stuff oreos today. My stomach is going to hate me right about bed time.
Mach's stomach: I take responsibility...for every Oreo cookie that you didn't throw away the African-American side of just to get to the creamy white middle.
 

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This is so true




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I think I found @hammer ‘s origin story on reddit




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I like the description 5’9’’, drop dead gorgeous, and hard as nails.

Sounds like hammer, and a Primus song


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Whatever happened to that ginger gal from the POW boards who looked like Chelsea Clinton but protested, "I do not look like Chelsea Clinton!"
 

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that's freaky, she was actually part of a dream I had last night. She just kinda slipped off the net, gradually.
 

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Lolwat, was she using you to cuck her husband?
probably would have been better or more memorable. It was some combination of Black Mirror episodes and me asking her about how the weather was in the Rust Belt I think. Black Mirror I get being I just finished that last night.
 

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Fun new hobby. When you see someone being interviewed, stick corn in their face.

It’s free and easy




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Fun new hobby. When you see someone being interviewed, stick corn in their face.

It’s free and easy




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This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off… After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I’m afraid to pee.


There's so much nudity on TV these days, it makes me so angry.I just sit there, shaking my fist.


My wife and I are done with all this sex and nudity on the television. It's just too hard to do it when we keep falling off.


Warning: This movie may contain nudity. Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time.


What type of bees make milk? Boobies!


Why do women have nipples? To make suckers out of men.


Time is like cleavage. The more you squeeze them together, the more you get.


The existence of boobs does prove one thing: That guys can focus on two things at once.


What is the origin of the word “Boob”? The “B” is the aerial view, the “oo” is the front view, the “b” is the side view.


What do train sets and boobs have in common? They’re both meant for children but grown-ups love them.
 
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