MLB Thread

[realmofotalk]

Amazing.

 

[Trendy Bastard]

The hire didn’t even make sense before that lol

 

[Handicapper General]

Angels hire Perry Mason for GM. Okay.

 

[realmofotalk]

The Angels are a mess outside of Trout and Bundy, but his name is Minasian, so you can say he's already used to things getting hairy.

 

[realmofotalk]

Kim Ng is the new Marlins GM. Jetes wants to turn his team into McCourt-era Dodgers East. Teams keep passing on Logan White for GM, though, LOL. I guess it doesn't help to have his last name when everyone is going for the affirmative action hire.

 

[realmofotalk]

Awww...would you look at all these jealous faggots in the replies

 

[Trendy Bastard]

Theo steps down, Jed steps up. Rumblings are that the Cubs might be doing a "restart", whatever the fuck that means lol I'm curious to see if we're going to blow it up completely and suck for half of a decade again or do nothing like the last few years.

Oh, and fuck the Rickets family.

 

[realmofotalk]

Thinking back to seeing a bitter Padres fan who went on his soapbox on Twitter about Julio Urias, trying to diminish his accomplishments.

MLB's feel-good story of the year, Randy Arozarena, arrested in alleged kidnap attempt, assault

Tampa Bay Rays phenom Randy Arozarena is in some hot water south of the border. According to ESPN’s Jeff Passan, Arozarena was detained in Mexico after he allegedly attempted to take his daughter from her mother, and assaulted the woman’s father in the process.

deadspin.com

Mexicans who beat their girlfriends > Cubans who kidnap their own kids

 

[Trendy Bastard]

Blake Snell to Padres? Wow

 

[realmofotalk]

Blake Snell to Padres? Wow

Sounds great on the surface, but remember the Rays coddled him so he wouldn't pitch a third time through the batting order. He's going to be exposed deeper into games because 1) the Padres are heavily invested in him and 2) their bullpen isn't as good as the Rays'.

 

[HollywoodLeo]

Sounds great on the surface, but remember the Rays coddled him so he wouldn't pitch a third time through the batting order. He's going to be exposed deeper into games because 1) the Padres are heavily invested in him and 2) their bullpen isn't as good as the Rays'.

Can you at least let me enjoy the off-season?

 

[HollywoodLeo]

Never rely on a Korean.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2020/12/padres-sign-ha-seong-kim.html

 

[Trendy Bastard]

Now Darvish to SD for a bunch of kiddie prospects. Fuck my life. I already miss Theo.

 

[realmofotalk]

I guess that's my cue to dig up Yu Darvish slander from Padres boards and Twitter during the 2017 World Series...

 

[HollywoodLeo]

I guess that's my cue to dig up Yu Darvish slander from Padres boards and Twitter during the 2017 World Series...

I'm surprised you don't already have stuff like that bookmarked

 

[HollywoodLeo]

 

[realmofotalk]

Kobe died for the Lakers to win. It's Tommy's and Vin's turn to do what's right.

Damn, the sports gods will not be denied.

Pour out a Slim Fast for Tommy.

 

[realmofotalk]

 

[realmofotalk]

Man...I would have given up Gavin Lux for Francisco Lindor. I know Seager's also a free agent at year's end and the Guggenjews wouldn't have signed both, but the return Cleveland got from the Mets was light as those shortstop prospects' batting average.

 

[Handicapper General]