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Kobe died for the Lakers to win. It's Tommy's and Vin's turn to do what's right.
 

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Very on brand for the Dodgers to lose a Kershaw vs random guy matchup. I hate this fucking team.
Random guy always steps up, yet the future Hall of Famer chokes year after year after year after year....Very on brand.
 

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It doesn’t seem fair. How can so many guys shit the bed at the same time in October every fucking year? Why can't this team for 1 fucking year get all the breaks?? Please! Every line drive is an out, every hard hit ball is caught.

Other team sends out Random Guy and when he's ripe to get his ass kicked, we let him off the hook. Other team's pen keeps them in the game. Our pen shits itself.

I mean, when you don't win it all with Kike Hernandez hitting 3 home runs in one game and Charlie Culberson hitting .500, when the fuck are you going to win?
 

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Welp, so much for hope. This series was lost the moment Dave "Bad Decisions" Roberts punted Game 2 as a bullpen game. Even a rested Buehler for Game 3 is no gimme when Satan is starting for the other side.
 

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Imagine making a mistake at your job and some lowlife you don't even know threatens your life for it.
Freaking clowns like that give real sports fans a bad name
I hope somebody threatens Kike Hernandez, Dustin May, and Joe Fucking Kelly for that clown show performance they put on earlier today. Fuck them.

And you have it wrong. Athletes who fucking suck at their jobs get to move on with other teams. The fans are the ones who have to suffer the indignity of their team "choking" from other fan bases.
 

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I wish I could suffer through winning the division every year, every draft pick I make turning into a super star, and being able to sign castoffs like Justin Turner and Max Muncy and have them turn into superstars too, all while being able to lock up someone like Mookie Betts for years.

The Dodgers will win the next three games and I’ll have to hear about how they’re the greatest team since the dawn of time for the next six months. At least when I’m not hearing this about the Chiefs.
 

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Forget it, it's over for this team of cucks. It's deja vu all over again from 2017 after Kenley blew Game 2.

I fully expect Game 3 to be insurmountable because Tampa has Satan starting for them, while Blister Boy Buehler will shit himself. Game 4 will be another nerdball "opener" bullshit game that plays right into our dumpster fire of a bullpen. And then Choking Clayton will lose the elimination game because that's what he does.

I already look forward to watching bitch boy Machado "redeem" himself in next year's World Series after throwing the 2018 World Series. I think I'm going to hurl.
 
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